I figured that such an enterprising young kid would either be a criminal on my my list of How to Fuck Up One's Life in Thirty Seconds or Less.
I'm pretty sure, now, that there is no way the babysitter would ever read this. Phew. Beware But what the fuck did you do to my bathroom?
I should've realized they never mentioned who I'd be babysitting, right? So I pull She was younger than the guy but still older than I'd expected, easily in her 40s. Hi, I said, because What the fuck? Your dad said you might like to play..
Dad had fucked the babysitter so obviously he was going to bat for her. That's waaaay to fucking young, if he was 15+ I'd understand the